Herman Cain has Baby Lisa, but I still don"t get why The Bomb Squad came out! by EditorHerman Cain has Baby Lisa, but I still don't get why The Bomb Squad came out!
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Total randomness coming at ya today. It is all a result of me listening to this new Major Lazer track(yes i dropped it in for you), I love this mix!! Anyhow; THE FOLLOWING COMMENTS DO NOT REPRESENT WWW.THENEWYORKGRAPEVINE.COM, IT'S AGENTS, ASSOCIATES OR SPONSORS.

 

That being said, here are some things I have conceived;

 

1) The missing Baby Lisa. ARE YOU F'ING KIDDING ME?.. Why is nobody concerned less with the fact that the mom was drunk(eh, hem!! @HuffingtonPost) and lets talk more about why there was a "No Fly Zone" established over the house, while at the same time FBI agents brought in their Bomb Squad, seriously, WTF?, over a missing baby?

 

So my crazy brain started running away with the fact that this might be some undercover family that was privy to some government conspiracy shit, but what kind of conspiracy? Is the husband an ex scientist that was part of the New Orleans Hurricane Katrina Labratory cover up? You know, the thought that when Katrina hit, thousands of samples of Bio-Chemical weapons were "mis-placed" when the secret military labs were not evacuated in time.  You know that one right?

 

I mean it has to be some sort of weapons thing, why else would a Bomb Squad be called in by the FBI, no bomb threats were made. My brain just kept running wild with questions, you make your own.

 

2) Have you seen Herman Cain? Holy cow!!! This might sound completely racist form here on out, but only if your ignorant, I am in no way actually concerned with color, but I am concerned about how this man is being marketed. You heard me, marketed!! This is one of the stinkier ploys of the Republican party. The guys platform , 9-9-9???!!! Really?, I thought it was bad the first time the Elephants in the room rigged the election, and then when they hired Hillary, well that started tying everything together,but this guy, I swear I could just hear the focus group they had over this guy,

"Ok, fellow Repub's(thats the word they use amongst themselves), we need to have something to compete with Obama. We obviously only have one competitor against us this year, and it is Obama. So, what can we do to one up Obama, well, we need to make sure our guy is American born(golf clap for that stab please?),"

 

Second Repub chimes in..."We need to make him Blacker!!!"

 

Whole room stands up in applause.  Next up they brought in the creative minds behind BET's advertising department and had them work up the "Herman Cain".

 

I just have no more faith in this system. The dog and pony show of these candidates that inevitably will end up working for the same corporate heads that are really running the country, is really starting to piss me off, it's cool, im leaving soon anyways.

 

And one last word, to the 99%, flooding the streets and not going to your jobs for a month at a time is doing nothing to help the economy. It means people probably got paid overtime filling in for you, or possibly a temp agency had to be hired to fill your spot, more money spent, taking more available funds from the already depleting community pool. The extra police we have to pay out of our taxes, the extra street cleaning, our taxes, and your standing there with your Starbucks coffee in your hand, crying about being some part of a 99%, you know what the rest of us say, GO BACK TO WORK!!!! Do you really want to put your money where your mouth is?...CANCEL EVERY CREDIT CARD YOU HAVE, GET OUT OF EVERY NATIONALLY SUPPORTED LOAN YOU ARE VESTED IN, TAKE YOUR MONEY OUT OF ANY THING THAT IS NOT A LOCAL CREDIT UNION. CANCEL YOUR CABLE SERVICE(THE COMPANY IS RUN BY THE SAME PEOPLE YOUR CRYING TO ON WALL STREET) CANCEL YOUR CELL PHONE SERVICE(SAME PEOPLE HERE TOO), TAKE YOUR BRAND NAME SHOES AND PANTS OFF, GO BUY SOME LAND AND GROW YOUR OWN FRUITS AND VEGETABLES AND BUILD YOUR OWN HOUSE FROM WOOD YOU HAVE CUT DOWN, BECAUSE THE FINGERS OF THIS HORRIBLE HAND THAT HAS A GRASP ON OUR COMMUNITY IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOUR "OCCUPATION" WIL EVER CONSUME. BUT IF YOU STOP FEEDING FROM THAT HAND, THEN IT WILL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU BITE!


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